This Guy Has a Future in Advertising

"Matthew Keyser" (teisco15) 03/01/2016 at 21:06 • Filed to: None

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jkm7680 > Matthew Keyser 03/01/2016 at 21:11

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This is the composite sketch I have made of the guy selling this van. It is likely very realistic. His favorite phrase is: “sheeeit dammnit”

TheHondaBro > jkm7680 03/01/2016 at 21:13

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*takes notes*

TheHondaBro > Matthew Keyser 03/01/2016 at 21:15

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Thomas Donohue > Matthew Keyser 03/01/2016 at 21:15

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It’s not a five speed? #CP

Jonee > Matthew Keyser 03/01/2016 at 21:17

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If he’ll go down to a quarter mil even, it’s a good deal.

jkm7680 > TheHondaBro 03/01/2016 at 21:19

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I added more details so we know who he is when we see him.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Matthew Keyser 03/01/2016 at 21:26

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I don’t think he’s wanting to sell the van.

Matthew Keyser > jkm7680 03/01/2016 at 21:29

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I’m genuinely surprised the ad doesn’t end with “No blacks”

jkm7680 > Matthew Keyser 03/01/2016 at 21:29

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Oooh bwaha

Matthew Keyser > jkm7680 03/01/2016 at 21:32

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There’s also this GEM:

https://southbend.craigslist.org/cto/5459998772…

Flavien Vidal > Matthew Keyser 03/01/2016 at 21:35

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I think he wanted to say he wants 250/350$ for it... But like most people on craigslist, has no understanding of how writing an ad works

jkm7680 > Matthew Keyser 03/01/2016 at 21:37

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Oh god, haha.

That louvers kill it.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Matthew Keyser 03/01/2016 at 21:48

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This is like /r/bortstrips

scoob > Matthew Keyser 03/01/2016 at 21:54

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Since when did Polandball-speak come to life?

iSureWilll > Matthew Keyser 03/01/2016 at 22:43

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This looks like more of a Fort Wayne kind of ad but not too surprising for Elkhart haha. Good find.

rockingthe2 > Matthew Keyser 03/02/2016 at 11:19

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This is the “Ron swanson” of craigslist.